You know you have a 4 year old son when...

1. You crawl into bed and find a Battery Operated Lightening McQueen car 'tucked in' to your pillow space already.

2. You are told "Mom, when I get big we are gonna be married and then after we are big and married we are gonna' buy a car. Kay?"

3. You are reading a book about a donkey named Clopper. Only you can't read 1 page without hearing the following, "Mom, why isn't his name Clopster? Clopster is better. Not Clopper. Clopster Mom, Clopster." Then follows the laughter.
Every page. That's right, every page this happens.

4. You are preparing supper when you are shot with water from a squirt gun down the hall.

5. A 4 wheeler (the only one in Marghita by the way) rolls down the street and you hear "Mom, for my 6th birthday I want one of those, Okay?"

6. You are suddenly aware that there is a Lion living in your apartment that only shows up during the 45 minutes in which Rest Time occurs. And, this particular Lion is, "Really A LOT scary" and makes for being alone in the bedroom at 2pm impossible.

7. Your most powerful disciplinary tool is to take away "the fast cars."

8. You hear "And me" after Mom says "I love you."