This cracked me up...

Caleb is playing with the fan, flicking it on and off - on and off - on and off.

Mom intervenes.

"Caleb, stop."

flicking continues...

"Caleb, no more."

another 3 flicks...

"Stop."

another 2....

"Stop."

another flick...

"Caleb listen to your Mom, I said NO MORE! That's 2 minutes on the floor by yourself now buddy. You did not listen to Mom. This is your consequence."

The screaming begins followed by an angered response of :

"Jesus is bigger than you Mom!!"

What? Oh my word...I just about died laughing. It was hilarious. Even when he's mad he is just so cute I can barely stand it. Jesus is bigger than you Mom? Where did that come from? Priceless. I replied "He sure is bigger than me!"